Love is like being devirginized - it hurts but you still want to go on with it.
Fate is like being raped - if you can't fight it. Learn to enjoy it.
Work is like a gang rape - ten people are behind your ass to take your place.
Education is like hiring a prostitute - offer money plus hard work to achieve your goal.
Success is like masturbation - only your own hand can let you achieve it. ( This is so true )
Green but so TRUE..
